There was once a game called Everquest. I had been in a couple guilds, but nothing stuck. Most people were too self absorbed to give me that "guild family" feeling I wanted. Since a low level in the game I had known a wizard named Fingon, he was sorta a mentor to me as I leveled up. Eventually I was ninjaed into Hoax by him and Uumdano.

They won't let me leave!

My goal is to bring Hoax, kicking and screaming if neccissary, into end game content. BT befor Expansion!

Apparently I'm the Pedobear, I'm not sure if thats win or not.